I’m American but I’m gonna talk about the sort of stuff going down in these comments.

Im from the Northeast, so I’m not sure about other areas, so keep that in mind.

1) Lots of us REALLY love McDonalds. That is true. But we aren’t obese, for the most part. Everyone here is actually pretty in - shape. Except for me. I’m overweight :,)

2) One of you said that we can’t vote for our leaders. I agree. How did TRUMP end up leading our country?? He’s so stupid that he looked at the eclipse. HE LOOKED AT THE F***ING ECLIPSE.

3) I, personally, spell lots of words with u’s. Which gets me points off when I write papers. Still, I do it anyways, because it feels right for some reason. I also spell ‘gray’ like ‘grey’. It’s just?? So much more pleasing??

4) I WISH WE HAD KINDER EGGS. But NOOO stupid consumption laws blah blah. We have Kinder Joys now. The eggs are split by the middle. In one side there’s a toy, and in the other, it’s just a bunch of cream with two wafer balls????????

5) Lots of Americans REALLY love Canadians. Our stereotypes about Canada are that everyone is nice, and you all say ‘EH’ after every sentence.

Alrighty, that wraps it up. Please take me to Canada. Any Canadians, please take me there with you. I have relatives I can stay with - my grandfather (who lives down in America now) is from Quebec. So I’m like.. a quarter Canadian? I’m not sure, I’m not too big on math.